Finishing and delivering a grant is one of the best experiences a sexy grant writer can have, am I right?
The excitement caused by that approaching climax is almost too much to bear; you know it’s true, don’t be prudish. It’s that thrilling rush at the end that makes the nasty business irresistible.
Let’s face it there’s a lot of pressure building over the weeks of writing. People are counting on you for a big payoff and you can’t let them down. Your urge to let the grant all go before it’s ready is strong, but you hold fast and keep stroking the keys until everything feels perfect.
Finally, the hour draws near and it’s time to lay it down. Take pains to slow down now and pay attention to details so you dazzle the readers sending them into starry-eyed fits of ecstasy.
If you’re a little breathless and a little sweaty, no worries, it is the sign of a sexy grant writer. Don’t feel at all shy about grabbing that package and delivering the job yourself.
(OK, OK, so it’s really called a submittal isn’t it?)