We searched for outrageously sexy accessories that all sexy grant writers will want to maintain that SGW aura. Each of these accessories by themselves could produce some white hot grant writing sexiness, but taken all together…well, forget about it, it’s too steamy to talk about here. This is a family blog.
If that special guy hasn’t given you the rock yet, here’s a way to put that vacant real estate to good use. It’s called the O.R.B. and it’s so sexy your grants will be pre-funded. It’s a ring, it’s a Bluetooth, it’s pure logic model sexiness.
Sign up online to be the first Sexy Grant Writer to get one at an estimated $129.
Kempler & Strauss Sexy Phone/Watch (The name’s…Bond… Grant Bond…)
A watch – that’s a phone – that’s a watch. Yes it’s Bluetooth enabled and even interacts on the road with your sexy wheels.
A sexy grant writer can always raise the startle factor just by walking into the grant planning meeting in a Vivienne Tam dress, but how about adding a hot HP Digital Clutch? A sexy grant writer knows how to break the spell of iPad dittoism sweeping the world.
Noon Solar Hand Bags
Sexy Grant writers set trends across the fashion spectrum and this ultra-green power solution is one more way a SGW can shrink their sexy carbon footprint. There’s a battery in the bag (3 oz) it’s charged on the outside is a paper thin, flexible, waterproof solar panel. The solar panel charges the battery pack to supply power for your cell phone or iPod, day or night. (No, it won’t power your laptop just yet.)
High tech accessories, now that’s sexy!