Top Ten Reasons to Read Sexy Grant Writers if You’re a Vegetarian

1)      It keeps your celery crisp

2)      It juices your lemonSexy Grant Writers are vegetarians - large gourde

3)      It stuffs your gourd

4)      It peels your potatoes

5)      It splits your peas

6)      It pokes your papaya

7)      It peels your banana

8)      It tickles the fuzz on your peaches

9)      It makes your Brussels sprout

10)   It massages your mango

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